Friends.

• Friend: Hey man what's up.
• Me: "Hey man"? Dude, I thought you were dead!
• Friend: Really doe?
• Me: Yea, man! I set up the memorial service and everything!
• Friend: Yeah, that's right. Now I remember.
• Me: Phew. So you were there. I was about to say...
• Friend: How could I miss my own memorial service? Haha yea man.
• Me: Exactly.
• Friend: It would be a massive jerk move if I did though, right? I mean, who would do something like that?
• Me: And to a friend too! After all the work I put into planning it.
• Friend: Trust me bruh. I wouldn't have missed it for the world.
• Me: Man, you're a pal.