I know absolutely nothing about everything. So I’ve been given a weekly column. They asked me what it will be.

I said “a hip hop column”.
I panicked.  

I’m good at saying little bits about anything to sound like I know something. Enough to keep a convo moving. 

I can put out a weekly column of an arrogant, self-absorbed, asshole hipster talking about shit he wish he knew anything about, if that’s what you are looking for.

Haha a fun column for a college paper would be “I am not a hipster.”
I would have plenty to write on that, because I am in constant denial. And thats all kids worry about these days